When I bite a man I want him to bite back! And I feel like this fine ass could do it ;P
Brain: what the fuck are you doing? Me: eating cereal. Brain: you dumbass! you can't drink milk.. Me: hey. This captain crunch is worth it.
The same goes for being high
True fucking story.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD? Food. And cigarettes. And fucking. :P

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Food. And cigarettes. And fucking. :P

How the fuck. Do I put a motherfucking default picture from my phone

How the fuck.

Do I put a motherfucking default picture from my phone

Hot dayumm he is damn fine
We can’t be too careful now can we? If we are we might end up living forever.. So let’s take this chance have this little fuck kiss those little lips and fucking love every second of it
People are always screaming for help Can’t they see I’m too busy not giving a fuck and wrecking myself to help them? Help yourself..

People are always screaming for help

Can’t they see I’m too busy not giving a fuck and wrecking myself to help them? Help yourself..

You’re a bitch you’re a slut I never fucking loved you. Go fuck yourself and have a nice day :]
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